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Jo Muhe Bhool Jai
Us Ka Mobile Toot Jai
Charger Jal Jai
Uski Sim Block Ho Jai
Miscall Kare to recieve ho Jai
Card load karwaye to balance na aai.
Funny Sms Disprin
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Bazu me dam rakhta hun,
Dil me gham rakhta hun,
Aapki dosti k baad logoun se
wasta kam rakhta hun,
Pata tha mujhe SMS aayega,
Isliye disprin sath rakhta hun
Dil me gham rakhta hun,
Aapki dosti k baad logoun se
wasta kam rakhta hun,
Pata tha mujhe SMS aayega,
Isliye disprin sath rakhta hun
Funny Jokes SMS Mobile Is
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A mobile is like a woman- talks non-stop,costs a fortune,
disturbs when u r busy n when u need it urgently-there is no service
disturbs when u r busy n when u need it urgently-there is no service
Funny Sms 7 Kings
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7 kingz came 2 me n asked 4 da most intelligent smart,
nice, sweet, noble, wel behaved n wel groomd person.
so i gav them ur adress DEKHA kesa ullo banaya unko
nice, sweet, noble, wel behaved n wel groomd person.
so i gav them ur adress DEKHA kesa ullo banaya unko
Funny Jokes SMS Brain Neeeded
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If i need brain transplantation i'll prefer ur brain,
Dont think u r genious i just want a brain which is never used before..
Dont think u r genious i just want a brain which is never used before..
Funny Jokes SMS Hungry
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This time...
I'm sure&
I n going2say it...
I
I L
I LO
I LOV
I LOVE
I LOVE Y
I LOVE YO
I LOVE YOU
I LOVE YOUGURT
Specially wen im hungry
Ha ha
I'm sure&
I n going2say it...
I
I L
I LO
I LOV
I LOVE
I LOVE Y
I LOVE YO
I LOVE YOU
I LOVE YOUGURT
Specially wen im hungry
Ha ha
Funny SmsPunishment
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New punishment 4 mobile owners.
Miss call K Liay JAIL Sms k LiayUmer qaid.
Call K Liay PHAANSI .....ap mat Daro;
KANJUSO Ko To Aur AEK LAAKH ka Inaam hai.
Miss call K Liay JAIL Sms k LiayUmer qaid.
Call K Liay PHAANSI .....ap mat Daro;
KANJUSO Ko To Aur AEK LAAKH ka Inaam hai.
Love Sms Tum Mujh ko achey lagtey ho
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Aik baat kahoon Agar suntey ho ?
Tum Mujh ko achey lagtey ho
Kuch chanchal se , kuch chup chup se
kuch pagal pagal lagtey ho
hain chahney waaley aur buhut
par tum mein hai aik baat buhut
Tum apney apney lagtey ho
Aik baat kahoon Agar suntey ho ?
Tum Mujh ko achey lagtey ho
Yeh baat baat pe kho jaana
kuch kehtey kehtey ruk jaana
yeh kiss uljhan mein rehtey ho?
Kiya baat hai hum se keh daalo
Aik baat kahoon Agar suntey ho ?
Tum Mujh ko achey lagtey ho
SEND THIS SMS/JOKE TO YOUR FRIEND.
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Tum Mujh ko achey lagtey ho
Kuch chanchal se , kuch chup chup se
kuch pagal pagal lagtey ho
hain chahney waaley aur buhut
par tum mein hai aik baat buhut
Tum apney apney lagtey ho
Aik baat kahoon Agar suntey ho ?
Tum Mujh ko achey lagtey ho
Yeh baat baat pe kho jaana
kuch kehtey kehtey ruk jaana
yeh kiss uljhan mein rehtey ho?
Kiya baat hai hum se keh daalo
Aik baat kahoon Agar suntey ho ?
Tum Mujh ko achey lagtey ho
SEND THIS SMS/JOKE TO YOUR FRIEND.
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Funny Sms-FAIDA OS AMAL KA
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KYA FAIDA OS PHOOL KA JIS MAY KHUSHBU NA HO KYA FAIDA OS AMAL KA JIS MAY NAIKI NA HO
KYA FAIDA OS MOBILE RAKHNY KA JIS SAY SMS NA HO
KYA FAIDA OS MOBILE RAKHNY KA JIS SAY SMS NA HO
Funny Sms LOVE STORY
LISTEN 2 LOVE STORY:CHANDA & CHAKORI KARTE THAY LOVE CHORI CHORI LARKA THA MEMON & LARKI THI BORI,LARKA THA KALA,LARKI THI GORI. SOJA PUTTAR BUS YEHI THI STORY
Funny Sms guy and girl
larki apnay boyfriend say "
Can u drive with one hand?"
Guy happily says "Yes."
Girl says "To phir apnay dusray hath say nak saf kar lo!"
Can u drive with one hand?"
Guy happily says "Yes."
Girl says "To phir apnay dusray hath say nak saf kar lo!"
Funny Sms-Munna Bhai
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Circuit : Bhai agar bina danto ka kutta kate to kya karna chahiye...???
Munna Bhai:
simple.... Bina sui ka injection lene ka..!
Funny Sms-vo aaj
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Vo aaj bhi hume dekh kar muskurate hain
Yeh to unke bache hee kamine hain,
Jo Mammu-Mammu bulaate hain.
Apni Surat ka kabhi to didaar de
tarap raha hu ab aur na intzaar de
Apni awaaz nahi sunani to mat suna
Kam se kam 1 Missed call hee maar de
Funny Sms-apun ek sher
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Apun ek sher bolega.Charon taraf Chand bekher raha hai Light, @??Bole tu hogai hai Nite,band kerne ka Tube Light aur soneka Tight,?Bole tu...Gud Nite..?
Funny Sms-diwana ladkr
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1 larka tha diwana Ca,mobile le kr phirta tha,nzren joka k,mobile me kuch dekha krta thi,jab b milta thi muj se, Bas yehi pocha krta tha,Ye on kesay hota hai?
damagh SMS-Funny Sms
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Jaley to aag, bujhe to raakh kehte han, kobra ko nag to garden ko baagh kehte hain, jo ap k pas nahi usko"DAMAGH" kehte hain.
diwana ladkr-Funny Sms
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1 larka tha diwana Ca,mobile le kr phirta tha,nzren joka k,mobile me kuch dekha krta thi,jab b milta thi muj se, Bas yehi pocha krta tha,Ye on kesay hota hai?
doctor SMS-Funny Sms
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Ek sher doctor ki zubani:
Hoon main doctor jahan,
meri wife hai nurse wahan,
Yeh kaisa zulm sehna parh raha hai,
mujhe apni wife ko "SISTER" kehna parh raha
Hoon main doctor jahan,
meri wife hai nurse wahan,
Yeh kaisa zulm sehna parh raha hai,
mujhe apni wife ko "SISTER" kehna parh raha
diwana ladkr-Funny Sms
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1 larka tha diwana Ca,mobile le kr phirta tha,nzren joka k,mobile me kuch dekha krta thi,jab b milta thi muj se, Bas yehi pocha krta tha,Ye on kesay hota hai?
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